Saturday, 30 May 2015

COCO'S BUTT IS GOING TO SWALLOW INSTAGRAM ONE DAY

Coco, licious jeans, instagram, whorrified,
PHOTOS/@COCO/INSTAGRAM
If you're not following rapper Ice-T's wife Coco on Instagram, congratulations. Your brain cells are probably dying off a lot more slowly than mine are. 

On the other hand, you're also missing one of the best sources of tawdry free entertainment out there because the woman routinely posts gratuitous photos of herself doing absolutely nothing and yet somehow being famous for it. Such as this most recent one of herself in a pair of stretch denim jeans. (And I would say "stretch" is a gross understatement. I don't know what those jeans are made of but I'm gonna go with "bubblegum.") 

There's also this charming family portrait of Coco and her giant hooters rendering her poor mom completely irrelevant, and my personal favourite, below: Coco performing the Flying Ass-Clap of Doom. That can't be safe.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Check out @Coco on Instagram. There's really nothing more I can say here. 
MY NOTE: Oh you really should say one more thing: we chose her "dainty pics" here. Coco's Instagram site is NSFW or for people with bad hearts, high blood pressure or who just don't like ham.