PRINCE HARRY HAS BROKEN UP WITH HIS LATEST GIRLFRIEND, CRESSIDA BONAS, because she’s too ‘needy.’ And so is his libido, so really, this was never going to work.
To my complete unsurprise, Prince Ginger has dumped the plaything everyone predicted he was going to marry. Because when you're young and hot and ridiculously wealthy, the stupidest thing you could possibly do is settle down.
According to People, "After dating for nearly two years, Harry, 29, recently confided in friends that things were not going well with the 24-year-old beauty (Cressida Bonas). 'He found her too needy and it just wasn't working out,' says a source close to the prince."
And may I just take this moment to demurely shriek "CALLED IT!" Click here to witness why you should NEVER bet against me, my pretties.