Sunday, 20 April 2014


audrey hepurn, kim kardashian, sabrina, whorrified,

And from our "Easily The Most Ridiculous Thing You'll See All Day" files, we have Kim Kardashian aping Audrey Hepburn in an energy drink commercial. In her first non-porn acting gig, Kim wears fake bangs, a black turtleneck, cropped pants and ballet flats, just like Hepburn in Sabrina, because if there's anyone who is the embodiment of the elegant screen legend that is Audrey Hepburn it's a big-arsed famewhore who tweets butt selfies for a living. 
Honestly. It's enough to make you believe in reincarnation. Wait, no capital punishment. I meant capital punishment. 

audrey hepurn, kim kardashian, sabrina, whorrified,

For those of you who are too young to remember Audrey Hepburn, here she is with William Holden in a scene from Sabrina. (And unless I missed the part where Holden talks her into getting implants and making a sex tape while urinating on her and asking her why her mother married an obvious transvestite, I really am not getting the similarity between these two women at all.)