Sunday, 20 April 2014

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY GOD MADE KIM KARDASHIAN

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And from our "Easily The Most Ridiculous Thing You'll See All Day" files, we have Kim Kardashian aping Audrey Hepburn in an energy drink commercial. In her first non-porn acting gig, Kim wears fake bangs, a black turtleneck, cropped pants and ballet flats, just like Hepburn in Sabrina, because if there's anyone who is the embodiment of the elegant screen legend that is Audrey Hepburn it's a big-arsed famewhore who tweets butt selfies for a living. 
Honestly. It's enough to make you believe in reincarnation. Wait, no capital punishment. I meant capital punishment. 

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For those of you who are too young to remember Audrey Hepburn, here she is with William Holden in a scene from Sabrina. (And unless I missed the part where Holden talks her into getting implants and making a sex tape while urinating on her and asking her why her mother married an obvious transvestite, I really am not getting the similarity between these two women at all.)