|MILEY CYRUS TWEETED THIS PHOTO FROM HER HOSPITAL BED|
after doctors surgically removed that green thing from her vagina.
Miley Cyrus had to cancel a concert in Kansas after being rushed to the veterinary clinic because of an allergic reaction to antibiotics. Her "people" conveniently neglected to mention why the goat-arsed twerkbilly was on antibiotics, but thanks to having a moron editor who routinely dates all the wrong people, I happen to know that antibiotics are typically given to people with virulent venereal diseases. Although it could also have something to do with her creepy, reptilean tongue. God knows where that thing has been.
Thanks to the swift treatment all
Kansas I promise Im as 💔 as you are. I wanted so badly 2 b there 2night. 😿 Not being with yall makes me feel shittier than I already do 😷
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 15, 2014
the hospital is sayin i wont b released today😿 therefore Im not going 2 make it 2 St Louis. Im so sorry but somethings are outta my control.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 16, 2014
EDITOR'S NOTE: What the hell does that even mean?
MY NOTE: It means VD.