Tuesday, 15 April 2014

MILEY RUSHED TO HOSPITAL, SO MY PRAYERS WORKED

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MILEY CYRUS TWEETED THIS PHOTO FROM HER HOSPITAL BED
 after doctors surgically removed that green thing from her vagina.
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Miley Cyrus had to cancel a concert in Kansas after being rushed to the veterinary clinic because of an allergic reaction to antibiotics. Her "people" conveniently neglected to mention why the goat-arsed twerkbilly was on antibiotics, but thanks to having a moron editor who routinely dates all the wrong people, I happen to know that antibiotics are typically given to people with virulent venereal diseases. Although it could also have something to do with her creepy, reptilean tongue. God knows where that thing has been.
Thanks to the swift treatment all rich Americans get, the VD never made it as far as her fingers and Miley has therefore been able to keep up a breakneck pace of illiterate tweeting from her hospital bed. It's a goddam medical miracle, is what it is:


EDITOR'S NOTE: What the hell does that even mean?
MY NOTE: It means VD.