|I HAVEN'T SEEN 'THE OTHER WOMAN' YET but I feel confident in assuming that Nicki Minaj is saying "OH NO YOU DI-INT" here. In a British accent, of course. |
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Some of you may have been wondering where the hell Nicki Minaj and her plastic buttocks have been hiding these past few months. Last year at this time, you couldn't turn on a radio or ogle the Internet without being bombarded by images of her betasseled boobs or hearing about how she was going to pop a cap in Mariah's ass.
Then, as abruptly as herpes, she disappeared.
And now suddenly, as abruptly as herpes, she's back.
Except without the fluorescent wigs and the platform shoes and the general aura of barking madness, in fact it's like she's had a complete personality transplant. Because in case you haven't heard the buzz about the Oscar-worthy new rom-com The Other Woman (opening tonight; closing tomorrow), Nicki Minaj is a actress now, yo. Which is fantastic because my God, have you heard her when she's being her alter-ego, Roman? Seriously. She's almost as good a fake Brit as Gwyneth. Click here if it's been awhile since you experienced severe involuntary gnashing of the teeth. Don't even try to tell me this chick won't have an Oscar implanted in her fake butt cheek by this time next year.
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