|DEAR JESUS: WE STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU TOOK PAUL |
But we will allow ourselves to be consoled by the fact that you left us a reasonable facsimile.
And from our "The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways" files, we learn that the late Paul Walker has a near-identical brother (which would seem like too much to ask even of God because Walker was a lot of things and frickin' beautiful was one of them).
Yet somehow we have never actually seen this alleged lookalike on account of he’s publicity shy, a hangup he’s going to have to get over now that he's signed on to fill in for Paul on some of the unfinished Fast and Furious 7 scenes. So now, because it isn't Friday yet and I can think of no better way to compensate for that than to offer you man-candy — unless you’re a guy, in which case, here: have a mint — I gift you with this poignant photo of the delectable Paul with his brothers, Caleb and Cody.
I leave it to you to figure out which one is the lookalike. Although it’s pretty obviously Cody. Or is it Caleb? Er, Casper? Kiki? Coco? Cookie Cutter? I don’t frigging know, can't we just go with “the one on the right”? Jesus, you people love to overthink things ...
EDITOR'S NOTE: Would it be churlish of me to say that "the one on the left" looks no more like Paul Walker than I do?
MY NOTE: Yes. Next question?