|I THINK THE WORD WE'RE LOOKING FOR HERE IS "AWWWWWW"|
I've been making a superhuman effort to control myself with the Piggly Wiggly posts — ie my new granddaughter, for those of you who are new to the best website on the planet except for maybe Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP (that was a test; if you agreed, get your eyeballs off this page right goddam now!). But then I visited her on the weekend and OMIGOD SHE'S SMILING NOW! Great big, goofy, toothless, adorable, heart-melting grins made of love and sunshine. Honestly, people. I MAY NEVER USE ANYTHING BUT ALL-CAPS AGAIN!
EDITOR'S NOTE: Soooo so cute! But, erm, I've just received a complaint from a reader who asks "What's with the damn baby photos because this is supposed to be a website about celebrity boobs?"
MY NOTE: Oh that's just Mel Gibson again. He's easily confused. Tell him "Sugar Tits is sorry and will make sure there are more posts like this one next week."