Wednesday, 2 April 2014

I'VE JUST FOUND A WAY TO MELT ALL THIS DAMN SNOW

I THINK THE WORD WE'RE LOOKING FOR HERE IS "AWWWWWW"

I've been making a superhuman effort to control myself with the Piggly Wiggly posts ie my new granddaughter, for those of you who are new to the best website on the planet except for maybe Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP (that was a test; if you agreed, get your eyeballs off this page right goddam now!). But then I visited her on the weekend and OMIGOD SHE'S SMILING NOW! Great big, goofy, toothless, adorable, heart-melting grins made of love and sunshine. Honestly, people. I MAY NEVER USE ANYTHING BUT ALL-CAPS AGAIN!

EDITOR'S NOTE: Soooo so cute! But, erm, I've just received a complaint from a reader who asks "What's with the damn baby photos because this is supposed to be a website about celebrity boobs?"
MY NOTE: Oh that's just Mel Gibson again. He's easily confused. Tell him "Sugar Tits is sorry and will make sure there are more posts like this one next week."