|SHAPE'S MARCH EDITION, FEATURING SHARON STONE|
I don't know what they do to these covers but holy hell, I want to marry whoever it is that does it.
Remember when Sharon Stone was on the cover of Shape last month looking hotter than most 29-year-olds and crowing that it was all natural, prompting us ordinary hags to fling our box of Krispy Kreme donuts across the room and shriek: "GODDAMMIT, HEAVENLY FATHER, WHY CAN'T I LOOK LIKE LIKE THAT?" Well surprise surprise: it turns out even Sharon Stone doesn't look like that — at least not after she washes the Photoshop off. Click here to see what a perfectly normal 56-year-old woman looks like when caught making a furtive dash for the frozen yogurt shop. You may now resume your regularly scheduled Krispy Kreming.