Wednesday, 9 April 2014

VOGUE'S PORN STAR EDITION IS SELLING LIKE SLUTCAKES!

kim kardashian, kanye, vogue, april vogue, whorrified,
VOGUE'S INFAMOUS 'APRIL 2014' EDITION
And somebody has to be buying the damn thing because it's become a best-friggin-seller.


According to the website Jezebel (which coincidentally happens to be my middle name. And my last name. And my first name) the Vogue cover featuring Kim and Kanye that Twitter burst a goddam spleen over is selling like hotcakes and is on pace to become the best-selling Vogue issue of the year. Which has prompted me to issue the following urgent public service reminder to the gazoodles of you who are buying it and then lying about it: IF YOU KEEP ENCOURAGING HER SHE IS NEVER GOING TO GO AWAY!

EDITOR’S NOTE: *hurriedly stuffs something under couch, blushes* Huh? What? Nothing!

MY NOTE: Are you freakin kidding me? Jesus Christ, dude, first you vote for Susan 'The GlovesAre Off' Fennell and now this? How many reasons do you have to give me to fire you?