Wednesday, 21 May 2014

DON'T WORRY, TOPLESS DRUNKEN LINDSAY LOHAN IS FINE

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LINDSAY LOHAN INSTAGRAMMED THIS PHOTO OF HER FRECKLED BOOBS because that's what recovering alcoholics do when they need money.  
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I see Lindsay Lohan's path to lifelong sobriety has led her to Cannes, where things appear to be going well. Because here's Firecrotch, topless and clutching a cigarette while apparently taking a selfie with a "friend." It's textbook Twelve Step program: you take yourself to the edge of everything that has screwed you up in the past and then you dive in. According to the drunken hashtag Lilo added to this photo, what's really going on here is they're talking about "quiche" and how they aren't getting enough of it. And I must say I've never heard it called that before but I'm glad Lilo's an expert at arranging miscarriages because she might be needing another one soon.