Thursday, 8 May 2014

DRUNKEN REESE WITHERSPOON WINS THE MET BALL

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REESE WITHERSPOON AND ZOOEY DESCHANEL in a screengrab from Cara Delevingne's best Met Ball video ever. (It's good to see Reese has kicked that pesky drinking habit.) 

So there's some big boring deal going on called the Met Ball that I normally wouldn't give a rat's ass about, but then Cara Delevingne *consults Spellcheck: WTF? Two 'n's? Really?* went and posted this awesome video and then promptly deleted it so, yup. Blogging it.

Apparently what happened was Reese Witherspoon, Kate Upton, Cara Delevingne and Zooey Deschanel somehow all wound up in the same lift at the Met Ball, and because "so a lesbian supermodel, a pair of zero-gravity hooters and Reese Witherspoon's chin got in an elevator" wasn't already enough of a punchline, Reese decided to go off on a drunken rampage about how impossible it is to pronounce "Delevingne" because it's "that stupid French." What follows is everyone in the elevator taking a stab at pronouncing it, with Kate Upton getting an "E" for "awesome" because the last time she pronounced a word correctly it had three letters in it.

As I mentioned earlier, Cara later deleted the video because Reese Witherspoon's chin threatened to kill her, but haha, guess what? You can't edit the Internet! So here it is in all its glory (below). This may be the best fuck-you-friday post I've ever written. *runs Spellcheck again* Sorry. Make that fuck-you-frindnay.