Wednesday, 21 May 2014

I HOPE KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAD HER DATE VACCINATED

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KHLOE POSTED THIS IMAGE TO TWITTER 
with the message 'Kisses should always be sweet," 
which is true but so is "and camels should always 
be covered up." She failed to add that part. 
Twitter/@khloekardashian
I've finally managed to get a day off so I'll be catching up on my gossip forthwith, but for now let me just dip a toe into the water and see what's been ... YOWZA! Speaking of toes! I see Khloe Kardashian is in Italy for her sister's second ridiculous nuptials and she brought her usual date: Mr. Camel Toe. Is it just me or has that thing been working out? It's practically Sasquatch now. Click here to see what I'm ranting about, but try not to make any sudden movements.  

EDITOR'S NOTE: This camel toe brought to you by Fishwrapper. (Pun not intended.) For more of same, click here. The girl clearly has a problem but it's nothing looser pants wouldn't fix, which is never going to happen because she's a Kardashian.