Friday, 30 May 2014

CUNNING BEYONCE HAS FIGURED OUT MY ACHILLES HEEL

beyonce, blue ivy, beyonce tumblr,
ONE OF A SLUE (sp) OF BLUE IVY PICS BEYONCE POSTED TO TUMBLR 
Vastly less titillating than Elevatorgate, but pretty adorable just the same.
Courtesy Beyonce/Tumblr

Somebody please take my temperature with a rectal thermometer; I think I'm unwell. Because I just looked at photos of Beyonce and was not immediately consumed with a fiery desire to mock and screed. In fact *gulps* I might even have misted up a bit. But before you go plundering me with that thing you produced with terrifying alacrity even though I asked you to, let me just think this through for a minute. 

I notice that when I simply look at photos of Beyonce my fingers still leap for the keyboard. Whereas if she happens to be holding that baby of hers, I ... oh lord. Not even gonna try to lie, that kid is adorable. That picture of her tottering around in her mommy's heels? Squeeeee! 
Here, click on this link to see the photos Beyonce shared on Tumblr and tell me you didn't immediately develop a Piggly Wiggly-sized soft spot in your heart. (Pssst! You can still go ahead with that rectal thingie. It's Friday night, after all.)