Monday, 12 May 2014

IT'S NOT JAY-Z'S FAULT YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS, SOLANGE

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AND HERE'S SOLANGE KNOWLES VIOLENTLY ATTACKING JAY-Z IN AN ELEVATOR  
With the obvious question, to which I intend to find an answer, being 'Why?'

TMZ framegrab

Jay-Z's got 99 problems, and they're all Solange Knowles. Because here's Solange going absolutely bananas on Jay in an elevator while his bodyguard struggles to restrain her and Beyonce appears to do nothing except wonder "Do we really have the same mother?" 
The three were leaving last week's swanky Met Ball when Solange lit into her brother-in-law, kicking him, spitting on him and punching him, neatly proving you can take the girl out of the hood but you can't take the hood out of the girl. You definitely made the right call marrying the older sister, Jay. 

It is worth noting that Gentleman Jay doesn't lift a finger to defend himself against his rabid kin, although that "haha, got your foot" move is always a passive-aggressive winner. Here's the delightful surveillance camera footage, via TMZ, which I'd advise you to watch quickly before Beyonce has her Illuminati people edit the Internet again.