|REMEMBER THAT TIME LORDE TWEETED TWO PICS, one retouched without her permission and one naturally pimpled, to tell girls that "flaws are okay"? MAC makeup would like you to forget that time Lorde tweeted two pics, one retouched without her permission and one naturally pimpled, to tell girls that "flaws are okay". |
Unlike North American girls, who celebrate puberty by getting a pair of fake tits implanted in their chest, Kiwi girls apparently don’t give two hoots about their looks and value such things as self-esteem and talent instead. At least that’s how I’m reading 17-year-old Lorde’s strident objection to being photoshopped for magazine shoots and calling BS whenever someone tries to airbrush her zits off for publicity shots.
|LORDE'S MAC PUBLICITY SHOT|
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, in fact I not only wonder how much it costs
because you’re goddam right I'm gonna buy me some of that but I also
wonder what is wrong with people who COMPLAIN that someone made them look
better than they actually do. In my day that was called plastic surgery and it cost a fortune and
we’d have to walk 10 miles in a pair of hand-me-down North Stars to get to the clinic. So fuck
off, you average-looking little divas. Be thankful Glamour doesn’t put your
pimplepuss on full display for the world to laugh at the way they used to do
in our high school photos. *sobs* No wonder Mom never wanted to buy them.
MY NOTE: Goddamit. She was supposed to be on tour in Fort Lauderdale tonight ...