Monday, 12 May 2014

PLEASE ENJOY THIS DAY AFTER MOTHER'S DAY MAN CANDY

toronto firefighters calendar, whorrified, kitchener firefighters, marie sutherland, mother's day,
WHAT THE ... I REALLY MUST PROTEST! 
This calendar is totally sexist and degrading and just plain wrong. Where can I buy it?
Happy Day After Mother's Day, ladies! There actually isn't such a thing, but there should be. And if there were, you know what would make a great present in keeping with society's conflicted Madonna-Whore attitude towards us? Man candy! That's right, a big ol' beautifully unwrapped box of it. The man candy shown here was pimped out for the Toronto Firefighters 2014 calendar, a completely sexist production of which I heartily approve although I will say I once dated a hot firefighter and he was the biggest douchebag, the biggest blowhard and the biggest man-whore I ever had the displeasure of disinfecting myself from afterwards. Totally turned me off hot firefighters. Although I suppose one should never say never again. Er, so, please enjoy your Day After Mother's Day, ladies. I'll shut the hell up now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh COME ON! Those aren't their real bodies! Nobody has abs like that ... *lifts edge of shirt timidly*  
MY NOTE: ACK! Please, no! I'll take your word for it!