Tuesday, 19 May 2015

RIHANNA SNUBBED CHARLIE SHEEN'S PORN GODDESS

Rihanna, Charlie Sheen, Giorgio Baldi restaurant, Brett Rossi, Whorrified,
RIHANNA LEAVES A RESTAURANT after a near-miss with Charlie Sheen and the missus.  
(I assume the glasses were so that no one would recognize her. They didn't work.)
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Charlie Sheen has engaged in another public pissing match, but whereas his tiger-blooded warlock spleen is usually vented on such nobodies as teachers and Ashton Kutcher, this time he's pissing on one of the bigger fish in the celebrity sea: Rihanna. (And I've just realized she'd probably enjoy that.)
According to TMZ, Charlie and Brett Rossi, his latest whore-wife oh, pardon me, "goddess"   were at a ritzy restaurant in Santa Monica when they spotted Rihanna across the room. Which wouldn't be hard because holy hooker wigs, have you seen what that girl is wearing on her head lately? So Brett asked Charlie if he could introduce them because she's a huge fan of pink hair and nipple piercings. As are we all.

Charlie sent over a request and was stunned when Rihanna had the balls to reject him. ("Since when does Rihanna have standards?" he probably wondered aloud.)
"It's not possible at this time; there are too many paps outside," Rihanna reportedly replied, which is Bajan code for "I would honestly rather stick my head in Chris Brown's armpit and inhale deeply than meet either you OR whoever your latest slut is."

This was all it took to completely unravel Charlie's tenuous grasp on sanity and he went teenage apeshit on Twitter. And I quote:
"Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess (or in this case the Village idiot)." 

He then went on to mock her wig, her attitude, her songs ... pretty much everything.
To read the full rant, which I heartily recommend because it's vintage Charlie, click here.

EDITOR'S NOTE: That chick on the left is Rihanna dating her now or what, because she is in every friggin pic of RiRi ever.
MY NOTE:  As if Rihanna would be into that sort of thing. Oh. Wait.