Wednesday, 14 May 2014

SOLANGE KNOWLES' MASSIVE EGO IS NOW SUSPECT NO. 1



We are now into Day 3 of me cunningly deducing that Solange Knowles is entirely to blame for that bizarre kin-on-kin elevator smackdown, and the unflattering insights just keep coming at us like Solange's flying feet just kept coming at Jay-Z. Today we learn that Solange has a massive attitude problem, despite the fact that she's a B-grade celebrity nobody would even have heard of were it not for the fact that she fell out of the same birth canal that Beyonce did. 

This telling little gem comes to us via Fishwrapper, which unearthed a six-year-old interview nobody watched the first time around because "Who? Never heard of her." Please enjoy Solange Knowles' bloated ego destroying any chance of this interview turning out favourably, and also please enjoy my new favourite anchorman, who flat out calls So-So "a little brat." 

EDITOR'S NOTE: That is hilarious while also being only tangentially relevant, at best, to the elevator incident.
MY NOTE: It's called piling on. I'm okay with it.