|SCOUT WILLIS, WALKING AROUND NYC TOPLESS because she has principles. |
Today we bring you news of yet another mutant spawn of the Bruce Willis-Demi Moore merger, which if you ask me should have been outlawed the second newborn Rumer Willis's chin hit the floor in the delivery room. We don't hear much about her younger sister, Scout Willis, which is perhaps the reason she felt compelled to take her top off and inflict the sight of her boobs on the streets of Manhattan because political protest? Or something.
Anyway, Scout may seem like a bit of a non-starter but believe you me, the girl is pure fire. She will fight to the nude death for the really important causes, such as
EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh way to go! You've turned your entire audience to stone with that unprotected click bait.
MY NOTE: *rips blouse off* FREETHENIPPLE!
EDITOR'S NOTE: *stone*
MY NOTE: Tha-a-at's better.