Friday, 6 June 2014

JENNIFER LOPEZ RETROACTIVELY DUMPED CASPER SMART

jennifer lopez, casper smart, sofie vissa, xristina marie, transsexual model,
JLO HAS DECIDED TO BREAK UP WITH CASPER SMART SIX WEEKS AGO 
But it's not because of the tranny rumours. Please, does he look like he's into weird shit?
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No one will tell Jennifer Lopez when things are over. Things are over when Jennifer Lopez says they are over, not when the news leaks that your ridiculously young boyfriend has been sexting transsexuals behind your back. 
Which is why, when confronted with the mounting evidence of Casper Smart's creepy habit, JLo simply gathered her team around, sat back and said, "When did the tranny sexting start? May? Tell everybody we broke up in April. Next item?"

The challenge of managing such a preposterous yarn thus nimbly becomes the problem of the publicists, who must now explain why Casper Smart is still living in the JLo mansion, why they've been spotted holding hands as recently as two weeks ago and perhaps most importantly, why anyone would prefer a woman with a penis to Jennifer Lopez. 
In the words of the spin machine: 

The pop star, actress and American Idol judge, 44, has split from her boyfriend of 2½ years, choreographer and dancer Casper Smart, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
"They initially split about six weeks ago, but that can take a little time to extricate. But they’ve definitely broken up,” says the source.

Yeah but ... the trannies? The texting of the women with the penises? Ah yes, the source harrumphs: 
"Casper has been a single guy and can text or see whoever he wants, but the idea that he was knowingly texting a transsexual is laughable."

Oh it's laughable all right. Particularly the part where he illiterately begs tranny Xristina Marie: "I wanna see more what else ya got." But thanks for clearing that up for us, "source." What I want to know is how they will handle it when the inevitable "before April" sext surfaces, because it will. My advice? You might want to consult with Justin Bieber's team on this one. From what I've seen so far, they're pretty good at this sort of bollocks.