|OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, ROBIN THICKE|
Wouldn't it have been easier to just not cheat on Paula in the first place?
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There appears to be no limit to the depths of shamefulness Robin Thicke will sink to in his efforts to get Paula Patton back. He has begged her forgiveness onstage, he has written an entire album about her and now he has made a nauseating whinge-all video in which he shares the texts she ostensibly sent to him after finding out he was a cheating man-whore who feels up barely legals. And I can’t help wondering what else, exactly, Goat Boy did to her because holy shitballs, if public bootlicking and a video featuring a man’s sad, bloodied face doesn’t make a woman come running back to him, that’s because she hates his fucking guts.
Jeez Louise, even Kobe Bryant was able to con his wife into coming back for more after he’d raped some skank in a hotel room, and all it took was a $4 million purple diamond ring. Although, in fairness, nobody took a selfie of Kobe groping the skank in front of a mirror, so maybe things were easier for man-whores in the old days. *rocks back and forth in hand-hewn pine rocker, watches the video* Yeah you're definitely gonna need a bigger ring, bud.