|JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GOT THE TASTE OF HIM out of your head, we get hit with the news that Rob Ford: The Musical is about to become a thing. |
The Toronto-based stage show is holding casting calls Monday at the Second City Training Centre for what promises to be an "unabashed, take-no-prisoners comedy" in which nothing, not even "the media, the police chief or the city itself are off-limits." In other words, it will be based on Rob Ford's leadership style, so if someone isn't arrested, propositioned or punched in the face with a bag of fries by the time the curtain closes, you should demand your money back.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Will there be a role for Doug Ford?
MY NOTE: Yes. A hot buttered one. But only if he nabs it before Rob does.