|JUSTIN BIEBER, SEEN IN HIS EPIC DEPOSITION VIDEO |
And now I'm beginning to think I need to see the outtakes of that one because good lord, does this kid ever not do something stupid when cameras are rolling?
I'm not usually one to brag and/or gloat (unless I’m hammered, which is always, so scratch that) but in this case I can’t resist. Because remember in this post when I said Justin Bieber should keep his excellent apology writer on staff because he would be needed again and again and again and probably next week as well? Turns out I should have put money on that, because another video of the Biebs flinging racial epithets around like confetti has surfaced and it’s even worse than the previous one. I'm talking KKK worse. I'm talking "This kid is going to take his own career down" worse.
Here's the link to the video, which you have to see to believe.
It’s obvious the Biebs did nothing but run around yelling the N-word and getting bad haircuts during his misspent youth, so if you’d like to get in on the betting as to when the next video surfaces, call me. While I'm still sober enough to remember you did so. You've got about, oh *checks watch* half an hour.
EDITOR'S NOTE: And below, here's present-day Justin dragging God into this mess by quoting Scripture and reminding us in that grating way peculiar to reformed sinners that everything ... from racism to whorebanging ... is forgivable as long as you spread the word of Our Lord via Instagram.