Wednesday, 4 June 2014

WHAT, I CAN'T TAKE A BREAK FROM BABY PIMPING? GEEZ!

Piggly Wiggly, Things on Piggly's Head, Whorrified, Brampton,
PIGGLY WIGGLY AND HER MOTHER ENJOY A HIKE IN THE WOODS where they had damn well better be foraging for wild mushrooms to put on her head because I am running out of ideas.

It has come to my attention that some of you feel I have been lax in my duties as a terrible grandmother by not posting a single picture of Piggly Wiggly in more than a week. Or more to the point, a picture of Piggly Wiggly with something on her head. Please accept this adorable selfie my daughter sent me as a peace offering while I prepare Piggly's head for the next photo shoot. I've come up with something very special for this one. Let's see ... *examines freshly baked apple strudel* Hm. I might have to shave her head for this one. Stay tuned.

DAUGHTER'S NOTE: Well technically, she does have something on her head in this picture.
MY NOTE: *spits venomously* A visor? That's supposed to be there! It doesn't count. You really don't get this game at all, do you? 
DAUGHTER'S NOTE: I beg to differ