As previously mentioned in a whiny post about how celebrities are such galloping bozo eruptions that it would take an army to keep up with them, I introduced this sampler platter concept of links to other gossip sites. It'll cost me hundreds of eyeballs but there are nude Rihanna pics so I truly believe our Lord will reward my selflessness with an infinity cupboard of booze. And speaking of Jesus, TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber has repented of his racist ways and undergone the cleansing sacrament of baptism. (In a bathtub. How precious.) I'm delighted to falsely report that his first words upon emerging were: "Yo, Twiz, roll up a blunt and let's celebrate!"
Now, to begin:
All-white Jesus forgives Justin Bieber for his racist remarks. (TMZ)
Aging TLC singers inexplicably offended by Rihanna's hot young body. (TheSuperficial)
LeAnn Rimes will insist on speaking, whether you listen or not. (Fishwrapper)
Joan Rivers said this about Kristen Stewart because it's probably true. (Hollywood Life)
Casper Smart baited transsexuals with his perfectly shaved pelvis. (Celebzter)
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas have consciously uncoupled. (People)