Friday, 7 August 2015

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS; VOL. 3

Jennifer Lopez, Booty video, Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen, Prince Harry, Ascott,
JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS RELEASED A PANDERING NEW SONG CALLED BOOTY 
and it's everything you'd expect it would be.  
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Things might be a little light around here for the next day or two. I'm working on a special project in partnership with the Illuminati and they're really being dicks about it, so in the meantime, please nibble on these tidbits about twerkers, relapsers, flashers and this random but adorable pic of my wee Piggly Wiggly, who's getting some treatment for that feeding issue I told you about last week. It's been very upsetting for all of us, although my own mother reminds me that back in her day, they'd simply slip a little whisky into the baby's bottle and everything would be fine. (Editor's note: That explains so much.)
Now, to begin:

Thanks to the nonstop terrorist butt-selfie attacks by Kim Kardashian, Rihanna and her ilk, Jennifer Lopez has released a new a song called Booty even though she swore she'd never sing a song about her booty. (It's called selling out. Don't act so surprised.) EOnline 

I'm not usually a fan of gingers but dammit, hot Prince Harry in a top hat! LaineyGossip

Mother of the year Kim Kardashian walking around with her udders hanging out in a photo shoot for Holstein Breeders Monthly. Fishwrapper

So that's why we haven't heard anything from rapper Eve lately. TooFab

Perhaps another round of Rebieberhab is in order, Selena Gomez? TMZ 

Here's Lindsay Lohan forgetting that she uses that hand to eat with. TheSuperficial 

Anybody want to see Chrissy Teigen walking her dog in her underpants? HuffingtonPost