|JENNIFER LOPEZ AND CASPER SMART HAD A BEAUTIFUL May-September, boss-marries-secretary relationship until those trannies came along and ruined everything.|
Sofie Vissa, the tranny who allegedly lit a fire in Casper Smart's tranny-loving loins, is now doing what every famewhore in Hollywood does these days: selling her story to the highest bidder. (Editor: Can we really use the word "her" here? Me: Fine. "Its story." You're right, that does sound better.)
You may have been following the lurid story that Jennifer Lopez's backup dancer/boyfriend has been sexting transsexual models behind her back? And that "a source" called the story laughable until a better excuse could be thought up, and that excuse was "Oh, we forgot to tell you: JLo broke up with Casper six weeks ago so technically, he wasn't cheating on her"? Yeah. I don't know what she's paying her people but whatever it is, it's too much.
Anyway, Sofie Vissa is now fucking everything up for JLo's worker bees by singing like a female canary with a penis. Sofie tells In Touch magazine that