|BOBBY BROWN ON STAGE (BRIEFLY) IN MISSISSIPPI,|
in what turned out to be more of a public service announcement than a performance.
Because I am a bad person, perhaps even a bitch (Editor's note: "Perhaps"???), I can't stop watching this TMZ video of Bobby Brown making a triumphant return as a performer. Except not the sort of performer you might think. Because someone unwisely decided to give the woman-beating, crack-smoking, randomly breeding, no-child-support-paying fool a paying gig, knowing full well that the money would be spent in the darkest corners of society, and look what became of it. Pure shadenfreude, wrapped in comedy, wrapped in a cautionary tale. Watch as Bobby (on your far left), age 45 going on 80, barely shuffles through the dance routine, bends over double gasping for air after singing a few bars, then completely bails when the crew starts to kick things up a notch. Don't do drugs, kids. I'm tellin' ya. *hits rewind* Ha! *hits rewind* I hope Rob Ford is watching this! *hits rewind*
EDITOR'S NOTE: And she thinks she pays me too much. *adjusts sound-blocking headphones, turns volume up on Abba's Greatest Hits*