|JILLIAN MICHAELS WITH CLOTHES ON is not what you'll see inside Shape magazine. |
Warning: Do NOT buy this month's Shape magazine. Because I did and now my eyeballs are hiding behind the couch and won't come out. The cover looks chaste enough, but inside, it's a feast of impossibly toned forty-year-old musculature that will render you permanently unable to enjoy the all-you-can-eat buffet at Mandarin. Seriously. If I had this woman's body I would never wear clothing. Particularly when attending Caribana. I don't know how she does it but I assume it involves a rigourous exercise, diet and zero booze regimen. *rereads last three words, throws papers up in the air* I'm out.
Click here to see the photos from Jillian's Shape spread.