Wednesday, 23 July 2014

NURSE WHORRIFIED WILL TEND TO THE INJURED NOW

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HERE'S ME, MOMENTS BEFORE THE FATEFUL BIKE RIDE (LEG NOT SHOWN) 
It's a photo that has almost zero relevance to this post but I like it so fuck off.

If you notice it's gone mercifully curiously silent here on Whorrified in the past few days, there's a reason for that. And it's called the penitentiary for women. Haha, kidding, no one has put killer wit and traffic-stopping beauty into the Criminal Code (yet), so I'm safe. No, what happened is that some of the family health problems I made reference to earlier have come home to roost, so we've got a loved one recuperating from major surgery in hospital (and doing well) and, more importantly, I got an ouchie on my knee. Because remember when I bragged at length about how I went bike riding for two hours and my notoriously fussy leg didn't fall off, blow up or make an arse of itself in any noticeable way whatsoever? Well, my leg thought that was out of order and so it decided to teach me a lesson. 

For about five days now, I've hardly been able to walk and have been told I've got a torn quadriceps tendon. (Leg's note: Hell yes you do!) So between that and hospital visits and, hmmm, I feel like I'm forgetting something ... oh yeah, my real job ... I'll be making scantier appearances this week. You never know when I'll pop up though, so keep checking in. Especially if either Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian or Rob Ford does anything stupid. I know, right? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!