|'I DON'T CARE WHETHER THE MAYOR SMOKED CRACK!' |
Actual quote from creepy Ford supporter, left.
I generally find mayoral debates only slightly less boring than court-ordered community service, but now that Rob Ford has
In this delightful video, captured at last night's debate, several of Rob Ford's legally retarded cronies violently defend his good name despite the fact that it doesn't even exist. It's like working yourself into a rabid head of froth in defence of unicorns — if unicorns were made of butter and smoked crack. I took the liberty of not identifying any of these lunatics because ... well frankly I'm afraid to speak their names aloud, because they might then magically materialize on my doorstep and demand to know why I don't smoke crack. Which, as you will note from this vignette, is not a bad thing. In fact it may even be the very reason Mr. Clean the Lesser is going to vote him right the fuck back in again. "FORD MORE YEARS!" *wheezes* EDITOR! My smelling salts! The nine-gram ones.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh dear. It's pretty bad when The Protester Formerly Known as Shirtless (right) comes off looking like the smart one.
MY NOTE: Honestly, if I weren't living in a city run by Susan Funnell (sic), I'd say Toronto is the sorriest municipality in Ontario right now.