Thursday, 22 October 2015


kendall jenner, hailey baldwin, kris jenner, kim kardashian,
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT HAILEY BALDWIN AND KENDALL JENNER could ever act like spoiled underaged princesses but apparently being denied booze brings out the worst in them. 
Instagram/Kendall Jenner
Every now and then an entire day goes by without someone that fell out of Kris Jenner's crotch making a complete ass of herself and I almost become ... well I was going to say 'complacent' but I think a more apt phrase would be 'hopeful that God isn't to give up and blow this planet to smithereens via the missiles He is cunningly allowing Kim Jong-Il to craft.'

Today is not one of those days. Because not only do we have Kimye trotting their innocent baby around with half-carat pimp bling in her ears, but we have Kendall Jenner acting like precisely the sort of twat you always knew she'd grow up to be. According to Page Six, 18-year-old Kendall and 17-year-old Hailey Baldwin (goddamit, how many of those Baldwin things are there?) stormed out of an NYC restaurant without paying the bill because the waitress wouldn't serve them booze. When the waitress followed Kendall out to ask for payment, Kendall reportedly threw a couple of $20 bills at her face and laughed. Just like she-demons always do in the movies, right before God smites them. Although, to be fair, I'm sure she's only copying what she has seen men do to their "girlfriends" on those sex tapes Mother Dearest makes her watch every day after dinner and before partying. "It's called homework. Your sister never complained!"

BELOW: Tweet from Jenner-abused waitress Blaine Morris, whom, along with myself and my Piggly Wiggly, I would like God to spare when the times comes. I think she's suffered enough.