Tuesday, 26 August 2014

LEO DiCAPRIO'S ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE MEANT WELL



HERE’S LEO DiCAPRIO HANGIN’ WITH THE FIRST NATIONS PEOPLE OF LAKE ATHABASCA
and preparing to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. And from the looks of him I’d say that’s the closest his hair has been to water in quite some time. Although he did donate $100,000 to the ALS Society afterwards, which was very nice of him so just ignore me. I have a drinking problem.

Leonardo DiCaprio is in Alberta filming a boring environmental documentary and is catching on quickly to the many ways we have fun in this country. Meaning he visited the oilsands and took the Ice Bucket Challenge, which he then rendered absolutely hilarious by challenging our Prime Minister to do the same. I guess nobody outside Canada realizes that Stephen Harper IS an ice bucket, so that’s basically asking him to commit cannibalism. Which I’m sure he’d have no problem doing although he would later pin the whole thing on Nigel Wright and then claim to have no recollection of ever seeing an ice bucket. You see what you’ve got yourself into, Leo? Ugly business. You have no idea. Don’t be fooled by all the maple syrup and the constant refrain of “sorry, sorry,” this is a lawless land peopled with cold, ruthless killing machines. Why do you think Justin Bieber left for the safer haven of Hollywood’s mean streets? The poor kid was scared shitless. *makes We The North gang sign*


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