Friday, 22 August 2014

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS, VOL 14

kim kardashian, corset, justin bieber, mariah carey, rihanna, drake, tyra banks, whatsawaist,
KIM KARDASHIAN ADMIRES HER 
FREAKISHLY CINCHED WAISTLINE 
Because it was either that or exercise 
and exercise is hard. 
Instagram/KimKardashian 


In case there was any shred of a particle of an amoeba of doubt that Kim Kardashian is a soulless succubus made of wax and dumb, here’s a photo of her latest "self-improvement." 

That's right, it's a corset. Those crushing pain chambers women gave up more than a century ago because scientific advancements made it increasingly evident that those bulky organs you're squashing? They're important. 

But of course "important" is a relative term, meaning if it doesn't spew money out of its baby hole it has no place in the Kardashian household. Oh you think I'm exaggerating? Has anybody seen Rob Kardashian lately? No? How 'bout Lamar Odom? Bruce Jenner? Now please get your lumpiness out of my way; I'm having my moron editor's head fitted with a brain corset. "Stop squirming, you eejit! It's SUPPOSED to hurt!"

Justin Bieber shaved the nonexistent moustache no one even knew he had. GLAMOUR

Rihanna and Drake are dating again, which is probably why she immediately went out and did this.TMZ 

Pamela Anderson hates the Ice Bucket Challenge because animal rights. Just nod and smile. US MAGAZINE

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have separated. She’s keeping the twins, not sure who’ll get the kids. HUFFINGTON POST

We can now add "beard mistress" to the many, many adjectives in front of V. Stiviano's stupid name. IDLYITW

And here is Tyra Banks wearing quite possibly the world’s ugliest outfit. Editor! The Ice Bucket! NOW! DAILY MAIL