Monday, 1 September 2014

MARK WAHLBERG GOT HIS BROTHER A LOVELY PRESENT

mark wahlberg, donnie wahlberg, jenny mccarthy,
NOTHING SAYS 'WE LOVE YOU!' LIKE A CRAP HOME VIDEO
starring your children in their bathrobes, I always say. And so does Mark Wahlberg.
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Here's Mark Wahlberg at home with his wife (whom he seems to keep in a box on the floor) and about 12 kids, filming a blurry Instagram video to congratulate his brother, Donnie, on his wedding rather than actually attending the wedding. I repeat: Mark Wahlberg didn’t go to his own brother's wedding. Which I'd normally say is a totally shit thing to do, but then again his brother was marrying rabid anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy, so I’m going to assume he didn't want his kids to catch polio. Or that he and his wife can't stand the bride, which coincidentally is pretty much what his reps told TMZ. Click here to watch the video, which is epic in its shittiness. Seriously. It couldn't be more offensively "meh" if it tried. And believe me, it tried.