Tuesday, 2 September 2014


Piggly Wiggly, back to school, Glamma,

Haha, you actually fell for that? What are you, some kind of gluten-eating retardo or something? The kid's barely seven months old! (Although she did say her first word today and I was there for it; more on that later.) This is just me shamelessly squeezing the last dregs of famewhoreability out of my innocent little bundle of milk-scented adorableness before she gets old enough to realize that her beloved Glamma is a frickin' lunatic and insists on a more reliable babysitter. Which would be anyone. Including this woman.