| JERRY AGYEMANG MARRIED PEEL POLICE CONST. AMY DAVIDSON LAST WEEK|
and yet no one thought to issue an urgent Public Safety Announcement!
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On the surface, today appeared to be a day not unlike every other day in Toronto, meaning that today was a day in which the entire Ford clan made gigantic putty asses of themselves (it's a DNA thing: expecting them not to do so is like expecting Justin Bieber not to be a thug ... or expecting me to look at a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and go "Meh, I'll pass"). Meaning, more specifically, that today was a day in which the Ford campaign hosted a media scrum and then blasted the media for asking questions about the campaign. Merely having to write that sentence made my head throb, so I shan't explain further except to say Rob and Doug Ford are the reason I am Pro Choice, because what I really wanted to segue into here is the fact that while today appeared to be a day not unlike every other day in Toronto, today was also the day "the media" found out that Rob Ford's driver got married. Meaning that Rob Ford's driver is on his honeymoon. MEANING WHO THE FUCK IS DRIVING ROB FORD AROUND AND THE ANSWER BETTER NOT BE "ROB FORD"!
EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh relax. I hear he has a perfectly trustworthy stand-in.