Monday, 29 September 2014

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS, VOL. 17

FKA twigs, Robert Pattinson, LP1, twitter, racism celebrities, Tahliah Debrett Barnett,
MAYBE YOU HAD NO IDEA WHO THIS YOUNG LADY WAS YESTERDAY  
but by God, RPat's fake-relationship machine will see to it that you know who she is by the end of today! 
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You may be wondering who the hell this is. Well, I can tell you with the kind of expertise one can only glean by devoting minutes of intensive study to the Internets that this is bi-racial British singer Tahliah Debrett Barnett, better known as FKA twigs. Is there such a thing as a degree in gossip? I haven't earned a useless degree since that last one way back in my  University of Waterloo days. (Editor's note: Wooo, a humblebrag. Nice one!) 

FKA twigs, who no one had even heard of yesterday, is news today because her Twitter feed is supposedly being eaten alive by racist comments. Comments made by jealous white broads make that jealous white Twihard broads because FKA twigs is supposedly Robert Pattinson's new girlfriend. We know this because the Internets went and blabbed a photo of her holding RPat's soft Caucasian hand in public, which apparently is all it takes to drive a Twihard batshit with envy. And also all it takes to lift a career from "Never heard of her" to "She's a singer? I need to listen to one of her songs and then troll her on Twitter!" 

I'm not even sure whether this racist-comments hoo-ha is true or whether it was fabricated to boost sales for FKA twigs' conveniently timed new album, but if it is true, shame on you jealous racist sluts. The woman's ethnic heritage is none of your goddam concern. Her irksomely stupid try-hard name, on the other hand? That is totally fair game.
Meanwhile, in other celebritties news:

What the fucked-up fuck. Is there any Jackson whose face still resembles a human's? TMZ

So pregnant Zoe Saldana pole dances to kill time at airport. Doesn't everyone? HuffingtonPost

Kim Kardashian and her baby in matching see-through outfits at Fashion Week. Of course. HollywoodLife