Tuesday, 14 October 2014

SERIOUS QUESTION: CAN WEED MAKE YOU RETARDED?

Instagram/@SnoopDogg

Iggy azalea, snoop dogg, no makeup,
IGGY AZALEA 
(with makeup)
Breaking News: Iggy Azalea just realized that Snoop Dogg ... oh, pardon me, Snoop Lion ... is an ass. The Aussie rapper known for her head-to-toe plastic surgery makeover hit single "Fancy" is engaged in a furious Instagram fight to the death with the rap icon because he posted this picture of some random albino broad with the caption "Iggy Azalea No Makeup." 

Which I'm sure seems like the height of hilarity to anyone who has just smoked their 90th spliff of the day but which is in fact offensive in about 200 different ways, not the least of those being reverse racism, gratuitous cruelty and sharp-as-molasses pothead wit. Iggy immediately hit back by asking "Why would you post such a mean pic when you send your bodyguards to ask me for pictures every time we are at shows together?" (Bonus points for humblebragging!) She then added: "I'm disappointed you'd be an ass for no reason." 

Yes, well, here's the thing, girlfriend: Snoop has a perfectly good reason for being an ass, and that reason is that he IS an ass. Unfortunately, Iggy's chances of winning this battle range from zero to zilch because Snoop is too busy smoking gaggers the size of an albino baby's arm to respond to any of her jabs. It's sort of  like watching a dimwitted wigger flail wildly at a dimwitted cloud of ganja vapour. *rereads* Actually, it's exactly like that.
In other celebretard news:

Drake and his well-brought-up friends are making complete tits of themselves in St. Martin. Page Six

Please let this be a Photoshop joke and not Mariah Carey's actual newly single body? Please? Fishwrapper

Susan Sarandon is the ultimate cougar. I dare you to doubt it. PageSix