|NICKI MINAJ DEBUTS HER TONED-DOWN NEW LOOK IN NOVEMBER'S GQ |
I think we can all guess what she did with her stockpiled hair dye.
"I always thought that by the time I put out a third album, I would want to come back to natural hair and natural makeup," Minaj tells GQ. "I thought, I will shock the world again and just be more toned down. I thought that would be more shocking than to keep on doing exactly what they had already seen."
And now, if you will excuse me, I am going to forward that lifechanging quote directly to someone who really needs to hear it. Because if I have to look at one more picture of Miley Cyrus's squirrel pelt writhing on stage in a thong ...
EDITOR'S NOTE: You call that toned down? Her boobs look like they're going to put me in a headlock!
MY NOTE: Yes, but two months ago, her butt cheeks would have already knocked you to the ground and cracked your skull like a walnut. *pauses, smiles dreamily* Ah well, that's another opportunity missed.