|MEET JAS AND NESS, THE FASHION DESIGNER TWIN SISTER SLUTS |
who "allegedly" broke up Wiz Khalifa's marriage to Amber Rose.
No wonder Amber's friends are rallying behind her in droves while Wiz's friends ... er, well he doesn't seem to have any friends. Unless you count Loch and Ness. And really, why would you? What's that? They're not sluts, they're fashion designers? Right. "This year's well-dressed homewrecking sluts will be wearing ..."
EDITOR'S NOTE: *clutches pigeon chest* And now I will attempt to save us from a massive lawsuit by inserting the word "allegedly" into every single goddam sentence of this post. Jeez Louise, woman! You don't PAY me enough for this shit!