Saturday, 4 October 2014


kim kardashian, north west, beyonce, amanda bynes, annie lennox,
in a get-up that practically screams "I am capable of forgetting my own baby!"  

Porn star mother-of-the-year Kim Kardashian is hotly denying allegations that she forgot her baby in the lobby of a Paris hotel, an allegation that would seem utterly ridiculous were it not for the fact that it involves Kim Kardashian. A video has surfaced that purports to show Kim hopping into her car at a hotel and then belatedly realizing she forgot something ... something ... but what? My purse? My ... oh shit! Where's that thing that fell out of my vagina? 

The YouTube video shows Kim exiting a hotel, getting into her SUV and then going back to the hotel and getting her daughter, North West. The Twitter jackals immediately seized upon this as proof that Kim is a retarded silicone whore whose only maternal instincts are her giant udders. But Kim immediately fought back, tweeting: "Heard on the radio that I forgot my daughter in our hotel . . . Are you kidding me!?!?! LOL. I went to the car to make sure the car seat was in because the day before we had a car seat issue." 

Of course, these rumours are completely missing the real story here, which is holy fuck what the hell is going on with Kim's arse? That thing has quadrupled in size since yesterday and if it continues down this path of unbridled Minajery it is going to throw the earth off its axis. Or maybe that's just the pouch she uses to carry North West around in. PSYCHE! She had the kid with her the whole time! 
And now, in other celebritwat news: 

Amanda Bynes isn't even close to being cured of crazy. Or maybe someone just threw a bong at her face. TMZ

And here's Annie Lennox insulting Beyonce in the politest and yet most fabulous way possible. Buzzfeed

Chrissy Teigen had NO IDEA her nipple was showing through her see-through top. No, really! DailyMail