|LAST WEEK, A PR REP BILL COSBY HAS PROBABLY FIRED NOW|
came up with the brilliant idea of a #CosbyMeme campaign. It went well.
And now, for the public safety service portion of Whorrified's court-ordered community service, we present: Bill Cosby. Whose attempt at a septagenarian career revival has been horridly besmirched by rape allegation after rape allegation after rape allegation. In a shocking turn of events, Cosby is refusing to address the allegations about incidents, but the damage has been done. As far as the viewing public is concerned he's basically America's Jian Ghomeshi (substitute Jell-O Pudding for Big Ears Teddy).
Not that any of it is going to go anywhere, least of all jail, because "legal system," but one can take some comfort in the fact that at least the stories are finally being heard. Particularly this one, because holy shit, is it just me or does this one have the triple-platinum ring of truth? You can practically smell the pervert!
So what's the lesson here, ladies? NEVER TRUST A MAN EVERYONE TELLS YOU YOU CAN TRUST. Because that's the sumbitch who will abuse your trust by (allegedly) raping you, choking you, slapping you and then hiring a shark in a woman's body to tear you to shreds when you try to hold him accountable. Anyone besides me think Ghomeshi's lawyer, Marie Henein, ought to have her female citizenship, not to mention her uterus, revoked? Hoes before bros, woman! *makes sign of the clitoris* Hoes before bros!
MARIE HENEIN'S NOTE: I do not know of this uterus of which you speak. However, I would like to take this opportunity to ask Bill Cosby if he has a lawyer. (Call me.)