|ROMEO BECKHAM LENDS HIS SUPERIOR ALBEIT PREPUBESCENT GENES |
to Burberry's Christmas campaign.
Romeo Beckham, the gold-flecked spawn of David and Victoria Beckham *spontaneously genuflects* is a model now. The Daily Mail reports that the ridiculously good-looking fruit of Becks' loins *spontaneously curtsies* has been signed to represent none other than British icon Burberry *spontaneously inhales entire platter of crumpets and clotted cream* for its Christmas campaign. Which would have been shocking six months ago but then Kim Kardashian's kid came along and changed the game by scoring a six-figure modelling gig before she could even walk, so now a kid being pimped out at the ripe old age of 12 seems adorably old-fashioned rather than verging on child exploitation. And since the die has already been cast, I can't help wondering why Piggly Wiggly doesn't have a modelling gig yet. Honestly. What are we waiting for? The kid has teeth and everything!
|I COULD TOTALLY SEE MY PIGGLY WIGGLY IN A NICE LITTLE AD |
for gluten-free cupcakes or something. Nothing big. There's no need to rush into things.