Friday, 14 August 2015

DAVID BECKHAM'S TWELVE-YEAR-OLD KID IS A MODEL

romeo beckham, david beckham, victoria beckham, burberry, piggly wiggly,
ROMEO BECKHAM LENDS HIS SUPERIOR ALBEIT PREPUBESCENT GENES  
to Burberry's Christmas campaign.

Romeo Beckham, the gold-flecked spawn of David and Victoria Beckham *spontaneously genuflects* is a model now. The Daily Mail reports that the ridiculously good-looking fruit of Becks' loins *spontaneously curtsies* has been signed to represent none other than British icon Burberry *spontaneously inhales entire platter of crumpets and clotted cream* for its Christmas campaign. Which would have been shocking six months ago but then Kim Kardashian's kid came along and changed the game by scoring a six-figure modelling gig before she could even walk, so now a kid being pimped out at the ripe old age of 12 seems adorably old-fashioned rather than verging on child exploitation. And since the die has already been cast, I can't help wondering why Piggly Wiggly doesn't have a modelling gig yet. Honestly. What are we waiting for? The kid has teeth and everything! 

piggly wiggly, david beckham, romeo beckham, burberry,
I COULD TOTALLY SEE MY PIGGLY WIGGLY IN A NICE LITTLE AD  
for gluten-free cupcakes or something. Nothing big. There's no need to rush into things.