|FERGIE FERG at the AMAs.|
Today in 'Most Boring Wardrobe Malfunctions Ever,' we bring you Fergalicious experiencing a minor blip at the 2014 American Music Awards.
The singer and new mom was attempting to strip down during a performance when her robe had an Amish moment and refused to expose her arse. A quick pluck and the problem was solved, but not before Twitter's "Wait, what: BUTTHOLE?!?" sensor got wind of it and had Fergie trending for the rest of the night.
Yeah. It's literally that easy these days. Janet Jackson risked tetanus and the NFL's wrath with her nipple-ringed bosom shocker, and this is how we honour her legacy? I mean really. We should have seen full frontal vulva at the very least. It's practically 2015, for God's sake.
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