|"PANCAKE BOOTY? EN GARDE!" LORDE WILL CUT YOU |
with a dull butter knife for insulting her pancake-bootied bestie, Taylor Swift.
Kim Kardashian's greased melon arse has a lot to answer for this week. Since that thing went public, no one has been able to think, write or talk about anything but butts. Not only did it suck all the headlines, a tub of lard and an entire team of photographers into its cavernous vortex, but it has also put ideas into heads that aren't used to such things. Take music producer Diplo, for example. Diplo got so drunk ogling Kim's Photoshopped arse he started the social media equivalent of a bar fight yesterday with a comment mocking Taylor Swift's pancake ass.
Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
Despite being perfectly accurate, this observation got Twitter's preteen knickers in a twist and before you could say "hashtag illiterate" it had turned into a shitstorm of pimplefaces rushing to defend Taylor Swift's pancake-assed honour. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so ridiculous. And the most ridiculous thing about it is that 18-year-old singer Lorde has emerged as some sort of genius hero solely on the grounds of this zippy rejoinder ...
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
— Lorde (@lordemusic) November 13, 2014
EDITOR'S NOTE: And in closing, let's all watch Taylor shake what her mama gave her. (Not a pancake joke.)