SO NOW SOME DUDE SAYS JIAN GHOMESHI GROPED HIM

JIAN GHOMESHI WITH LIGHTS, THE SINGER HE USED TO MANAGE 
before the shitstorm of allegations obliterated everything.

Okay so I'm not going to choke beat this Jian Ghomeshi thing to death because so many other much more lawyered-up news outlets are doing a fine job of that plus, quite frankly, I don't need to get sued even before I make my first $100 off of this blog. (This started out as a place where I could natter on ad nauseam about my shoes, for God's sake.) But as a Torontonian and erstwhile Q listener I can't help uttering the occasional "ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME? A MAN, NOW? HE FONDLED A MAN?" 

Because in case you haven't heard, the latest victim of

JIM HOUNSLOW 
Twitter

Ghomeshi's alleged love hands to go on record is male. Jim Hounslow, who in a deliciously ironic twist now works for the Canadian Museum for Human Rights, alleges Ghomeshi fondled his genitals 25 years ago and got draped up against an elevator wall for it. An allegation that, coupled with the allegations of lawyers and actresses and interns, is starting to paint a picture of a predator who did nothing but choke and grope everything that came within ten feet of him, so how he ever managed to find time to put Billy Bob Thornton in his place is beyond me. 

In fact the only person, place or thing that hasn't yet come forward to say he/she was manhandled by Ghomeshi's Persian princess hands is Big Ears Teddy. And I'm starting to think someone should really talk to that poor creature. Because if even half of these people are telling the truth that bear probably got his little tufted arse felt up on a daily basis. #BeenRapedNeverReported #BearsArePeopleToo

EDITOR'S NOTE: She forgot to say "none of the allegations have been proven in court" so maybe Ghomeshi is innocent because this is Canada, not the Islamic State.
MY NOTE: *yawns* That's your job.