Friday, 7 November 2014

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS, VOL 22

Other People's Whorrors, Coco, Khloe Kardashian, Jian Ghomeshi,
COCO AND ICE T ENJOY A TASTEFUL LITTLE HALLOWEEN GET-TOGETHER 
(Thank you, Coco. I'm blind now.)
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Remember two posts ago when I said I was obsessed with camo-patterned everything and basically bragged that I own this fashion genre? Well I was wrong. Because here is Coco, whose arse looks like it was blown up by a bicycle pump, giving the world a visual that will forever render any other camo-patterned anything irrelevant. I'm not sure whether to slap her or stuff her with cloves and serve her with a side of scalloped potatoes.  

And before we move on to the links portion of this post, a word of caution: In case this image of Coco's Nebraska-sized arse wasn't enough of a clue, today's instalment of Other People's Whorrors will have an unusually heavy emphasis on "Whorr" because why the hell not? It's been that kind of a week and frankly I'm going to blame this egregious lowering of my already-low standards on Jian Ghomeshi. It's not like he's around to defend himself. "Enjoy your NSFW Friday, bitches!" is basically what I'm saying here. 

Khloe Kardashian has obviously resorted to ass pads to get the attention other celebrities get by having talent. TooFab

And now, Lena Dunham will blind you with her naked misshapen bosoms because babies or abortion ... or something ... God, I can't ... make IT GO AWAY! Daily Mail

For Ken, a loyal reader who told me he likes pix of stars without makeup (although he actually said 'naked' but I'm going to pretend this is what I thought he meant in case his wife reads this). Fishwrapper

Watch absurdly gorgeous Gisele Bundchen strut the catwalk at Sao Paulo Fashion Week, never eat food again. TorontoStar