Friday, 12 December 2014

DRAKE IS FINE; POSTS SUPER-CREEPY PIC TO PROVE IT

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DRAKE POSTED THIS TO INSTAGRAM BY MISTAKE 
At least I hope it was by mistake because, dude! Nobody in their right mind TELLS people they own a purple robe.
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Drake and damn-near-50-year-old Diddy got into an idiotic nightclub brawl earlier this week, the end result being Drake winding up in the ER with an injured shoulder. To combat the shameful blow to his street cred, Drake posted this pic to Instagram to show he's just fine. And aside from the prison slippers, the goofy hat, the hideous room, the sad array of foodstuffs (I thought rich people ate prawns?) and above all, the purple velour robe, I'd say he nailed it. And also that he needs someone to vet his Instagram posts, because if he wasn't high on painkillers when he posted this one, I've lost my quaa-dar.
And now, as a Christmas present to all of you but mostly to Drake, I will ask the wonderful, wonderful Jim Gaffigan to explain why robes are never a good idea ... (No, not you, Bill Cosby. You can keep yours.)