Saturday, 6 December 2014

KATE UPTON AND JUSTIN VERLANDER BROKE THE KISS CAM

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Justin Verlander and his girlfriend, Kate Upton's boobs, caused a ruckus at a Cavs basketball game last night by getting caught on the cheesy Kiss Cam. (The hackneyed gimmick, which usually elicits groans, whipped the crowd to a frenzy because for a moment there, they thought they were going to see real acting talent.) Which is cute and all but if these things were up to me they'd have been caught on the Ugly Sweater Cam, because Jesus Christ, Kate Upton. You're shopping at Walmart now? Take some clothes off and put some makeup on, girl; you're famous! (For now.) And if you're still not sure how it's done, take a cue from the reigning king and queen of how to dress for an NBA game. Although the crystal-studded Louboutins may be a bit much ...